NEW BOOK

thought I'd make a brief post to announce the purchase of my new book "MY LIFE IS A WEDGIE" I don't know much about it, other than it's written like the diary of a woman who apparently writes/speaks a lot like Bekki. Plus on the front cover it has a Glossary of Australian Terms... pretty much the selling feature for me hehehe... I'll list them now :)

Bloke - man
bludge - mooch
bot - bottomchook - chicken
chuck - sea
chundering - vomiting
devon - processed tinned meat
esky - cooler
fleuro pen - highlighter
grub - a dirty person, worm or caterpillar, or food
hoon - to drive really fast or someone who does this
lippie - lipstick
loo - toilet
nappy - diaper
numberplate - license plate
nutters - crazy people
pong - smell
queue - a file or line of people
smidgeon - small quantity
sultana - raisin
tacky-dacky - track pants (WTF?)
Texta - felt pen or marker
tiddly - drunk
tightwad - cheap person
tongue-pash - french kiss (again WTF?)
Torch - flashlight
whingeing - whining (awww Bex u use this word tons!)

So Bekki my dear... how accurate were these? (and after chatting with you for 7 years... I recognize quite a few of these hehe but some are still foreign... do u use them? LOL)